TAKE TWO!

Continued From “Desire!”

There was commotion within the First House after the surprise distress call right in the middle of the night…

He sat at the edge of the bed, half-dressed, staring at the dresser, his teary eyes staring forth, robbed of all expression…

“Nothing, really. I just think some handshakes are longer rather more personal than others. So are some stares…Oh! There it goes again the river!” …

It was dawning on us with incredible detail, the First Room, the nerve centre of the Nation’s moral decorum was playing host to an unusual guest this eventful evening.

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25/03/2013

ELEPHANTS DRINKING WATER

“You are so unbelievable! What was that again?!” Larry responded with heavy sarcasm. He raised his beer bottle in a tilted angle toward him with a facial expression that hinted an emergency psychological evaluation.

“First of all, a group of elephants does not go by the name pride. Secondly, most importantly actually, elephants use their trunks to take water…should I remind you Gwartz, they have no hooves and if they do they do not-I repeat, they do not gallop! Whatever you are taking you need to slow down before it translates you to the next life. Spot-check buddy!” Continue reading “ELEPHANTS DRINKING WATER” →